Chazz Princeton (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ojamameansfamily) wrote2016-01-04 08:20 pm
ojamameansfamily) wrote2016-01-04 08:20 pm
Turn 1 - Video/Action for Rocket Base
Real freakin' funny, you clowns!
[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]
I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!
[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]
And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!
[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]
I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!
[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]
And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!
[VIDEO]
[...Now, you can't tell if that Goomy is a girl or a boy.]
She's so cute! Where'd you get her-- Oh, wait! Are you new?
[Well. That would be the logical thing, if you don't know what a Pokémon is. But Nowi's pretty dumb, so.
She's also staring into the 'Gear, completely transfixed and smiling brightly so that's... a thing.]
Re: [VIDEO]
[What is wrong with literally everyone here.]
And if you mean did I wake up here with no clue how I GOT here, with this thing-
[He makes a vain attempt at pulling the Goomy off his shoulder. All it gets him is a thin layer of slime covering his hand.]
-oozing all over me, then yeah I'm new.
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[AND APPARENTLY SHE DOESN'T FIND THIS CREEPY, sorry about that.]
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[Chazz that is not a positive.]
...And what kinda name is "Johto," anyway? That sounds ridiculous.
[Aaaaand now he's just complaining to complain. More than he already was, anyway.]