Turn 1 - Video/Action for Rocket Base

[ojamameansfamily]

Real freakin' funny, you clowns!

[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]

I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!

[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]

And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!

Comments

[video]

[diosmio]

My sentiments exactly.

[If somewhat cruder than he would put it. In public anyway.]

And as far as I know? Not much.

[He admittedly considered making his Golbat and Noibat fight to the...well, not death, but certainly fight to keep a place on his team before deciding having two horrifying bat monsters was better than just one. So he can entirely understand where Chazz is coming from here.]

Though I find it much more worthwhile to direct them at others instead. After all, competition is much more exciting when you also have an opponent to contend with.

[...actually, he just likes destroying NPC trainers.]

Re: [video]

[ojamameansfamily]

[Okay, he can see the appeal of stomping all over NPCs.]

I suppose I'll have to show these losers who's boss sooner or later anyway.

[He feels like he JUST got done with this.]

[video]

[diosmio]

That's the spirit.

[So long as he doesn't try to show him, Dio, who's boss, Dio's completely fine with that attitude.]