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[ojamameansfamily]

Real freakin' funny, you clowns!

[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]

I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!

[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]

And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!

Comments

[video]

[fatalissimo]

[...buddy.]

Right, because that's going to get you anywhere. You want to punch whoever did this, you get the hell in line.

Re: [video]

[ojamameansfamily]

[He's not your buddy, pal.]

You got any better ideas, Pinky? I'm sitting here getting slimed by an overgrown slug, like hell I'm not gonna at least try calling out whoever did it!

[fatalissimo]

Depends. You got any better insults, lameass?

[...this is really mature.]

[ojamameansfamily]

I didn't think I needed any. That outfit's enough of an insult all on its own, even if the hair wasn't.

[The MOST mature.]