Turn 1 - Video/Action for Rocket Base

[ojamameansfamily]

Real freakin' funny, you clowns!

[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]

I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!

[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]

And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!

Comments

[invigorating]

Oh gosh, well! Welcome to Johto! As of right now, no one knows how to get home, so you're gonna be stuck here for awhile. It's a really nice place, though! Ohh! And if you're worried about back home or your friends, it'll be okay! It's like time freezes back home while you're here!

[AND APPARENTLY SHE DOESN'T FIND THIS CREEPY, sorry about that.]

[ojamameansfamily]

I wasn't worried, and I don't have FRIENDS.

[Chazz that is not a positive.]

...And what kinda name is "Johto," anyway? That sounds ridiculous.

[Aaaaand now he's just complaining to complain. More than he already was, anyway.]