Turn 1 - Video/Action for Rocket Base

[ojamameansfamily]

Real freakin' funny, you clowns!

[Enjoy the weekly complaints of a new arrival, Johto. Today delivered in the slightly scratchy tones of an annoyed teenager who's used to having an audience on demand. The situation is not being helped by the Goomy sticking itself to Chazz's shoulder, gently gumming at his hair.]

I've never heard of a Pokemon, and I don't care! Sounds like a lame Duel Monsters knockoff. You wanna challenge me or something, just come out and say it like a man!

[He folds his arms, scowling into the Pokégear for a second before gesturing at the Goomy.]

And how the hell is this thing a dragon?!

Comments

[unkinder]

I'm pretty sure starters are nonrefundable.

[He might be on Audio right now, but you can hear the smirk in his tone.]

If you're that dissatisfied with what you have, go catch something else. I can't promise you it will be any easier to train, but maybe you'll find something more...aesthetically pleasing.

[ojamameansfamily]

I don't care about AESTHETICS, but if I can find something that doesn't ooze or smell like a literal trash dump I will.

[unkinder]

[Yeah okay you keep telling yourself that, pretty boy.]

All I will tell you is that trying to go anywhere without a Pokemon will be unwise, no matter how much you dislike what you're starting with now.

[ojamameansfamily]

[Do you really think he's pretty, sempai?]

Yeah, it's supposed to be my bodyguard or whatever, people keep saying.

[People and the handbook, at least.]

[unkinder]

[Slow down there friend]

More like partner- or companion, some would say- but that's another way to look at it, yes.